Yunmen's "Dried Shit Stick"
A monk asked Yunmen, "
What is Buddha?" Yunmen replied,
"A dried shit stick."
Reflection
Yunmen's 'Dried shit stick' is a deliberately shocking response to the question 'What is Buddha?' The crudeness is intentional: it demolishes any idea that Buddha is a special, holy object. If Buddha can be a dried shit stick, then Buddha is everything and nothing. The koan strips away all spiritual pretension and returns the seeker to the raw, unadorned reality of the present moment.